5 Fact Thursday - How to Frustrate your Girlfriend
Lindy's a siren with a virginity problem. If she doesn't lose it PDQ then Neptune will tie herd own and screw her to keep up his strength. Problem, the only available cock donor has taken vow of celebecy. - and sworn to keep it secret.
Here are five ways he frustrates her.
He carries her over your shoulder, unaware she has broken ribs.
He scares her half to death while they escape their enemies.
He insults her and her her entire race.
He opens a portal to hell and let the scent of Brimstone choke her.
Summon a herd of cows when you're ready for alfresco sex and let their stares unnerve her.
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